Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Prevention
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
CodeJunky 5
Well if you knew you never wanted to have kids, you should've got snipped long ago instead of risking pregnancy and opting to kill an innocent child ydi.
gambinoethan 7
You're disgusting
jocamo 24
You're a judgmental dick.
RadiantAerynSun 2
You know, there are ways of ensuring that doesn't happen...
bapbap_fml 15
Well the only way to actually ensure it is abstinence, and that seems a bit excessive to tell a married couple to never have sex.
tikatica 17
I feel bad for your future kid
shinikageWolf 15
I'm pretty sure you can leave them at the hospital after birth no questions asked and the hospital will get them into an adoption agency. Might want to check your state laws though, otherwise you'll get into big trouble for child abandonment.
Miss_Loki 4
So put it up for adoption. Not a big deal.
jackycat 17
Everyone saying that they should have been permanently sterilized doesn't understand how difficult it can be to get doctors to agree. I have two male friends that were only allowed to get theirs once they banked a certain amount of sperm and proved it to the doctors. Doctors are incredibly reluctant to tie tubes on women who haven't had children, even when they have health issues because it's invasive surgery. Even then vasectomies fail and tubes regrow together. I didn't believe that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Then, I had a friend who had absolutely no symptoms, lost weight, was supposedly infertile from her medication and still used back up birth control. She was six months pregnant when she found out. You never know what they were doing to prevent pregnancy.
ciaobellaxo94 6
Not only are you two dumb as **** for not using birth control, but greedy as hell as there are people who can't have them. ydi and I hope you two dummies don't breed no more.
KiraK_320 20
I feel as though the reason it's a "big deal" is because she's already past the cut-off for abortion. Her child may be viable outside the womb, which would indeed make the abortion wrong. Then again, maybe some of you are those people who would be calling her a monster regardless of how far along she was because you think a fetus is the same thing as a living, breathing child that could survive without being attached to, and feeding off of another living thing's body. So, all you people calling her a monster or a horrible person need to shut the **** up. Don't call her a such things just because your personal values and feelings towards the idea of potential children differ from hers.
kittycat2007 18
Soooo maybe now would be a good time to start saving for one of you to get fixed. You know, like you should have in the first place? Also, if you really honestly don't want a child, please place it for adoption. Don't make a child suffer for your mistake.
bapbap_fml 15
Yea, because if you're under 30 and have no kids it's just super easy to find a doctor who will sterilize you...
kittycat2007 18
I don't know OP's age. And yes it's hard to get it done under 27 from what I've read but it's not impossible. If I was using the word "hate" when applied towards children, I'd make darn sure I couldn't have any. Or at least make sure my partner couldn't. It just seems wise