Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
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Comments (114)
NayaBayBeee 0
Aha that is super jacked up.!
Dre24 0
lol win .11 that suks tho bro crash it and laugh at her
FMLephant 2
how sweet of her.she let you have her rollers and taught you to share
gleefulgleek 0
wow your mom sound favulous mother
missdezzybabee 0
send her a virus & call it a Merry damn Christmas !!!
PooPooHeadInc 0
if its a pc, go into the system32 file and delete random files =)
steelersfan32 0
No, if it's a windows, open command prompt and type in "format c:/" press enter then press "Y". Much more destruction
sweet_j_tbr 0
Want even more destruction? After doing that she could crush it while mom isn't home. When her mom gets back and asks what happened she could say "I was using my Hot rollers when i tripped and crashed with the laptop... Oops"
unmadebed 0
yay curly hair!
CaliSurferGurl 0
Haha at least you'll have better hair styles :P
Eyeliner_fml 0
Ydi for not peeking on your presents xD
terror_twins 0
Your mom is a selfish bitch. Throw her awesome gift out the window and through her windshield, and say Merry Christmas :)