Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
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Comments (114)
this_is_my_usern_fml 0
its summer...
QWERTYCommander 5
Just take the laptop from her. Problem solved.
ohuvi 0
@50 so the OP deserved it because they celebrate christmas? You are a really sad person.
Xquisite1 28
@56 you really are a stupid uneducated jackass.
deafeningsilence 8
57, you seem like a bitchy person. :/
Xquisite1 28
@ 56 Christmas is Pagan! bottom line!
Xquisite1 28
@ 56 Christmas is Pagan! bottom line!
Xquisite1 28
@ 56 Christmas is Pagan! bottom line!
Xquisite1 28
@ 56 Christmas is Pagan! bottom line!
silly_kitten 9
I know I'm going to make a lot of people mad by saying this, but Jesus was born in the spring.
ninjanate 0
it's plausible.
MrsChairez 0
Wow! How nice of your mom. Good to see she was in the "Christmas Spirit." FYL for having parents like that.
love_musik 0
wow your mum is a loser
amrik 11
ummm it's July
xXCHAINEDXx 0
it says she learned about it stupid genius.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
selfish bitch...
freakizoid_5000 0
What a bitch
naturalsin 0
#62 exactly the words that came to mind XD
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Why did you give the laptop to her in the first place?