corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
gvmfvr
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fontenay-sous-bois, France
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Slaanesh
France
Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
ohgosh
Canada
Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML
broomrape
United States
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
JustLeaveThem
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
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DianaFromHolland 3
Ffffuuuu what have u done? ;o
werx 6
Why weren't they in their cage?
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Comments (116)
screamo_neve 12
Imagine what you're daughter will be thinking as she comes home to see that her gerbils are gone...
mikeysayhay 0
No offense. But, I kinda LOL'd that this. =D
fatmaan 2
FYL ??!! F the animals life!! You make me sick...
MaskedAspen 6
what the hell .. did you just stick the hose right into the cage with them ?
bannedforlife 0
That sucks.
Bloodywolf20 9
No pun intended right? XD
22cute 17
that's sick & disgusting
sameold7and6 1
They're not afraid of Richard Here either....allegedly.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
Gee, nothing like letting the gerbils out and playing hide and seek with the vacuum cleaner, eh? Way to go.
racheljessie 17
Poor gerbils! If they are still alive, they're probably traumatized! I think you should tell your daughter the truth about what happend to her pets and offer to replace them if she wants you to if they didn't make it.
howie321 0
nobody ******* cares