corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
gvmfvr
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fontenay-sous-bois, France
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Slaanesh
France
Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
ohgosh
Canada
Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML
broomrape
United States
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
JustLeaveThem
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Top comments
DianaFromHolland 3
Ffffuuuu what have u done? ;o
werx 6
Why weren't they in their cage?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (116)
katiaa94 2
Good luck explaining what happened to your daughter ..
yesmanddd 4
How about "Honey, I sucked up your gerbils. Do you want to go out for ice-cream now?"
wolf_wizard1134 9
buy new ones with blond fur and tell your daughter they went super sayian and watch dragon ball z with her
sweet_candy_ 17
What did those poor little gerbils ever do to you?
itsgen 16
well you can always replace them?
JenL_fml 7
Not the gerbils! Dx
perdix 31
The gerbils probably chose the sweet release of death over your daughter's unending tortures and humiliations.
nicole2246 8
well poor things! lets hope you didnt suck them up!!
AllTiimeLow 1
You're retarded.
10kings10 0
hey
nicole2246 8
hello 10kings10
HomeAl0ne 20
Hate to be a grammar Nazi, but shouldn't that be 'were not'?
nightslayer 6
Haha sucks for you!
ImInABox 6
Nooooo. They were so young! You murderer! How could you? D: ..sniff sniff.. They were planning on having children! You crushed their dreams with your obsessive cleaning! You should hate yourself now! D:
Parazad 16
I hope they're still alive, and that your daughter understands.