Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
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fader48080 10
he found 1 ;)
Comments2010 17
And when he climbs up your pants, he'll find nuts. When he finds nuts, he'll want to rip them off. When he rips them off, you go to the hospital. When you go to the hospital, you explain. When you explain, you get a brand new straight jacket.
MegasaurusRex89 28
I don't think he would find any nuts in my pants
martin8337 36
Hey, OP, that's good to know, in this day and age, men are women, women are men and there are others just can't tell one way or the other.
Sakuraashita 15
Don't tell me... Did he go squirrelly for your nuts?
vikky538 29
you definitely drive nuts to that squirrel...
magic_lover423 10
So will most men
katydid91 31
This FML is not very specific. Did the squirrel actually climb inside your pants or did he just shimmy up the outside of them?
MegasaurusRex89 28
He shimmied up haha. Luckily I wore skinny jeans
DiamondGirlj 18
"Pipe the **** down! You're the type person who gets mauled because you think it's cool feed a bear and shit" -Famous words of JennaMarbles
Sudoc 29
If you give a mouse a cookie...
thejimler 9
As long as he doesn't keep his nuts in there...
isaacusher 2
this is the best thing I've read all day