Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
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LeBandit 20
this story is "nuts"....
mikepzz 27
Sounds like he wanted a muffin instead
laden_swallow09 35
"If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want some milk…"
LostInTheZone11 29
This reminds me of Dean from the Iron Giant.
JKROB 16
if you give a squirrel a cookie he's going to ask for a glass of milk
MegasaurusRex89 28
I actually had this written with reference to this, but the FML staff changed it to exclude that part. Super lame... -_-
Attacksloth 33
You must look like a cookie jar.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I so wish I had been there to witness that.
8born8 18
There's probably a sign posted somewhere saying, "Please Don't Feed The Animals." It serves you right for feeding a squirrel a cookie, which is sweet. Congratulations, you've just turned an innocent squirrel into a sugar addict. Poor thing probably had a sugar rush and knew it needed more cookies. Just be thankful that he didn't call his squirrel mates to mob you, while they searched inside and out for more cookies. That'd be a sight to behold!
TecheyTim 14
The book is called "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"....Mouse, not Squirrel.
anon0311 6
I've got plenty of baked goods in my pants. where else would they ne?