Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
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xxcaitlannxx 15
I find this so cute ❤️
Garnetshaddow 30
YDI. Don't feed squirrels. They're greedy little bastards.
GeneralDerp 5
At least it didn't find any nuts.
hazardmuffin 21
Squirrels are tenacious little bastards. My campus had a very strict "no feeding the squirrels" policy because they started chewing through window screens to get into student apartments and raid their kitchens.
VoodooPriestess 16
Those books were cautionary tales. O.O
FrizzyInTheZone 5
He's the squirrel from Over The Hedge
ostfaiz 18
you turned that bastard a greedy for cookies , how was the tickling inside your pocket..lol
bgorch01 11
In Michigan, we learned years ago to never feed animals. The only ones stupid enough to do that are either tourists or drunk people.
Squirrel1256 15
This is true.
sonasonic 34
SIMP: Squirrels in mah pants..... fyl OP