Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
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Comments (97)
vlalam 24
that's nuts bro.. but pretty hilarious, hahaha
RageWolf16 31
Squirrels in my pants... Phineas and Ferb, anyone?
AriettaX 15
Ack i made that comment and didnt realize you already did .... great show though x3
MidnightRain3 16
No, because the majority of posters are not 12 years old.
shingleman 8
He was looking for cookies right.......
devildog562 33
He did it all for the cookie.
hk1998 8
Dont bite the hand that feeds you
AriettaX 15
SIMP squirrels in my pants! (phineas and ferb)
Blippety 23
Deserved for trying to poison the poor guy.
killerdana 19
Are cookies poisonous to squirrels?
MegasaurusRex89 28
Not at all, actually.
sweetbliss3 37
that's cute. did he let you pet him?
WasabiMars 21
You should take that squirrel home and make it a house pet.
HarshD9619 34
Looks like the squirrel was in search of a few nuts too