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MegasaurusRex89 Daly City, United States

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

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I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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Squirrelly wrath!

Ahahaha! Can't blame the lil bugger for trying.

You must be Candice XD

you're not supposed to feed wild animals, as they become dependent on humans