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MegasaurusRex89 Daly City, United States

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

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I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)

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Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.

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the squirrel orobbly just really wanted to get into your pants anyway

thats an experience you`ll never forget

Phineas and Ferb

Did the squirrel find it?

Had a squirrel in my backyard eating a chocolate chip cookie today and video taped it. It's on Youtube under Squirrel Cookies?

But what happens if you give a MOUSE a cookie? eh? eh? no one gets the reference? ok...

Well... Not the ideal way to get your rocks off, but whatever works, I guess...

Luna08_fml 8

at as cute seeing as I did own one

Did you learn nothing from Laura Numeroff and her books about animals who will always want more?