Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
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Comments (60)
dopple85 6
Sorry bout the break up, but king size bed to youself!
doodlesdork 7
Plenty of room on your bed to adopt some kitties!
ArsenicApple 15
On the bright side, more room for you. Positive change might be what you need right now anyway. Get a cat to share the new space with??
Andrewx8 12
Sooooooo where is the problem?
noreallywhat 17
Fresh never banged the ex on it bed... how is this an fml?
UrOnMyNerves1345 4
Well at least you can have that bed all to yourself ( 00)
ZenTHC 0
who cares now you got a king sized bed look at the bright side sometimes ? ( sorry about you bf)