Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
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Comments (60)
latenerd 11
I feel your pain - the same thing happened to me after I got a king size bed a few years ago. But I enjoyed the hell out of all that space. After all, when you have to share, you're really only getting a twin size bed. Hope the next person you share it with is more worthy, OP.
MitiMiki 16
You shouldn't have any trouble filling up the other side. Good luck, OP.
stressedartist 14
BIG OL COMFY BED FOR YOU AND OR YOUR DOGS HAVE FUN
Kers3054 16
Well, OP, I'm gonna say YDI. But because they're awesome and sleeping in it by yourself means you can sprawl out and sleep however you want! Look on the bright side. :)
Real4Real 11
Sleeping diagonally is awesome
Witchylady 18
How is your boyfriend leaving a bad thing. You have a king sized bed all to yourself. I would be celebrating if I was you.
cakester123 11
Hey on the bright side you don't have to share the bed. sorry about your break up
kittyballs1200 11
You don't need a man to enjoy a king size bed
thefireguru 7
you're going to love having a king size bed to yourself. **** that guy
Miss_Whipped 43
Can't do that now, can I? ;-)
Miss_Whipped 43
Thanks for the kind comments everyone! A little backstory, my boyfriend and I had been living together for about a year and a half, and one of the biggest issues was getting a bigger bed since I'd had a twin bed I've been using for almost 8 years - awful, AWFUL thing. I ended up getting a really good deal on this bed frame and mattress and although it was a size larger than I originally wanted, having the extra space would mean we would no longer have to either A. share a tiny bed and curl up uncomfortably, or B. each share one of the two small couches and curl up uncomfortably. It was a relief when I finally bought it, but when I got around to setting it up - by myself - last night, there was just an overwhelming sadness because now I have an ever bigger space to be reminded of what I don't have anymore. We had pets - 4 awesome kitty cats - but now instead of being a family, I have become the crazy cat lady! The cats love the bed which is great, because somebody has to lol.
tmj25789 23
I'm sorry to hear about the breakup. Twin beds do suck. The plus side is at least you have room to stretch out more in bed. Think about what you gained, not lost.(: a bigger bed.