Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
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Comments (60)
sw33tt 14
That sounds like the opposite of a problem...
RichardPencil 32
Plenty of room for pizza boxes and cats!
madscientist_17 15
I would just like to say you deserve...the king size bed all to yourself! Enjoy the nice roomy bed. ❤️
CamBamShamDaMan 26
I dont really see the problem tbh besides the boyfriend part
Bekkah_Kathryn_ 15
Being single for quite a while I decided to finally upgrade and get a bigger bed.... for ME. It seemed kind of dumb at first, but it was so worth it and now I actually kind of hate when I have to share it with somebody. Give it a few weeks and you'll love having to to yourself. Sorry about the break up, op. Hang in there ❤️
magicdust95 31
If you don't require that big a bed, just try to return it maybe?
FlutterPie 6
So now you've got a king-sized bed to yourself. I fail to see the problem.
vandj8 9
I sleep in a king sized bed alone. You get used to the space. Sorry about the boyfriend.
Misskreher 30
get a dog or 2 and let them share the bed :)
manuwish 9
believe me, you get used to the space in no time, and if you need comforts, get nice comfy cosy big soft pillows (better than a boyfriend, cause they don't move or snore) enjoy the bed and don't worry the right guy will show up when the time is right