Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
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Comments (60)
PineapplePizza 15
Yay giant bed all for you!
jar_of_dirt 4
who the **** cares you got a huge bed all for yourself like i would prolly nap so hard
Nocranberry 2
Nice! Now you've got heaps of room for pizza boyfriend and laptop girlfriend.
lestatsbride 3
on the plus side you now have a big bed all to yourself!! sorry about your break up OP
cuz803 46
Extra space for you, the tissues, sad music, and a laptop with **** and dating sites!
Mrdusty87 11
more room for you hun And you can always break it in with a new guy
zaidthunder1 27
Ok, an investment for the future then!
hannieannie 18
Sorry to hear about your breakup, but at least you can starfish without anyone stealing the covers !
that_guy31 12
better than my twin bed which i hang off of
Arshoo14 2
if you'd like to....you can share it with me :D