Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
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Top comments
billykafka 0
If you took his response seriously you're ****** up.
alwaysalady 0
He was clearly joking, but you shouldn't fish for compliments. Its unattractive.
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Comments (76)
elfuzzo 0
You asked him a joke question and he gave you a joke response. Cool.
madame_malfoy 4
don't complain...you asked...
nafiul93 0
he has a badass sense of humor hahaha hope he was kidding tho
tronic 0
you should be happy, dudes like that are keepers.
manfuckyou 0
good one!
ScrambledEggs 0
Got to admit, that was a good one. Hahaha. He's a keeper. XD
blueworld_fml 0
Uh..that doesn't work. It's not funny. Wrong answer, boyfriend of a year. Probly some issues to work out there, no?
24788 7
Maybe he doesn't care about looks as much as others. He can find the true beauty inside.
VroomVroomVroom 0
LOL
bigraws23 0
Ba- ba- ba- ba- BURN!!!!!!!