Miscellaneous: Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant....

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Your dad is a moron. FYL.

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Comments

syncflame_fml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 18:34

douche = your dad

Z3123 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 19:13

that is EXACTLY how my dad would act. no kidding lol

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Friday 8 April 2011 7:26

how does she deserve this? her dads an ass for not listening better, fyl OP

serioushamster 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:30

A true alpha male, your dad; shoots then then thinks ;) best type haha

bribri360 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:27

oh damn lol

birchknollbabe32 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:44

that's hilarious. next time he should wait before he explodes

lovinit5683 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:16

You copier. I remember reading this FML, exact words and everything.

DeathBunny218 37

Friday 12 August 2011 0:53

if it was the exact words maybe it is exactly the same FML that's what happens in most cases where people accuse an FML of copying another, most of the time they are just reading old FML's in random -.- and i know u won't read this but it annoys me when people accuse FML's of being copies when they aren't