By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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coolpwnagedude 0

and that's why u make your a Joke you tell will make the person laugh or break $1000 worth of stuff

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semchuk 6

you shoulda let him have a moment to think over what you said OP..

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happyabby123 0

Haha.....this is the one FML that has made me laugh!!! maybe now you know that Dad's are serious about that kind of stuff..;)

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number20 3

omg that's hilarious I've never laughed harder at an FML!!!!!

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Kolle 0

Child abuse much? FYL for having a psychopath-dad

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Your dad is a dumbass. Did hr forget ur a girl? Fyl

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newburton13 26

On the bright side, your dad owes you a new laptop and phone.

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kaylakristine94 4

Wait I don't get it.. Are u a guy or girl???

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