Miscellaneous: Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant....

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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Entheatus 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Your dad is a moron. FYL.

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

haha wtf

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coolpwnagedude 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:51

and that's why u make your a Joke you tell will make the person laugh or break $1000 worth of stuff

semchuk 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:40

you shoulda let him have a moment to think over what you said OP..

happyabby123 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:32

Haha.....this is the one FML that has made me laugh!!! maybe now you know that Dad's are serious about that kind of stuff..;)

number20 3

Friday 11 November 2011 19:30

omg that's hilarious I've never laughed harder at an FML!!!!!

Kolle 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 13:44

Child abuse much? FYL for having a psychopath-dad

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:14

Your dad is a dumbass. Did hr forget ur a girl? Fyl

KRiddle 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:58

Well, damn...

newburton13 26

Monday 5 March 2012 23:41

On the bright side, your dad owes you a new laptop and phone.

kaylakristine94 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 5:58

Wait I don't get it.. Are u a guy or girl???

linarahmany 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:00

O.o

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