Miscellaneous: Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant....

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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You deserved it 31 066

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML

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You deserved it 185

Thanks, Dad

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 2 617

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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You deserved it 4 528

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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You deserved it 5 703

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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You deserved it 1 211

Dream baby dream

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 624

You deserved it 341

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 896

You deserved it 105 028

Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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You deserved it 16 751

Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 230

You deserved it 255

By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - 31/07/2013 22:49 - United States - Effingham

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML

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You deserved it 47 521

Entheatus 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Your dad is a moron. FYL.

JockeyGirl 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

haha wtf

Comments

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 20 July 2012 0:58

Tell ur dad hes an asshole and he needs to buy u all tht stuff LOL

lowercaseG 13

Saturday 18 August 2012 8:07

Daddy's girl problems

edreyer43 8

Monday 24 September 2012 19:47

How do you get your boyfriend pregnant

charvisioku 22

Thursday 15 November 2012 2:24

OP was taking the piss, you damn fool.

zfchatroulette 24

Friday 8 February 2013 9:04

Well, #373, you don't. And that's the joke.

toofacedaddict 4

Wednesday 3 October 2012 6:04

It's your own fault for telling him that anyways you totally deserved it. Who says that as a joke anyways??

pogozo 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 0:19

That sucks! Some people don't have quick minds...

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Friday 7 December 2012 14:25

Evidence is needed.

eash 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:42

Well he has to buy you a new laptop and phone

sneakybutt25 2

Tuesday 14 April 2015 20:41

sounds like my dad

silentxninja 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:22

He slapped you?! I hope that isn't his normal response for his temper-issues. At least make him get you a new laptop and phone... I am so sorry OP. I thought it was funny! Until I read on, to see how your dad reacted, that is.