Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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Comments (112)
betterthingstodo 0
you are an asshole, at least, maybe seven times as big a douche as this woman
FoundManyLemons 0
Maybe there's something to it? idk. Do what you want.
bosshaug 0
**** rape *******
NdnStlkr 0
Give him a chance you stuck up ****
El_mariachi 0
damn don't be a bitch give the boy some pussy
wyld3fyr3 3
give him a shot (by sucking his dick)
Chasted 0
Give him a chance, my good lady. Or do appearances really matter to you (Assuming that is why you didn't want to date him in the first place)?
chrismace 11
Unless you have a good reason why won't you give him a chance. Either you go out with him and have a good time or you don't, but he'll stop asking.
bluelabeled 0
He sounds like a creeper. Stop listening to all the people who are like "give him a chance! give him a chance!" Don't. He obviously can't take a hint (I assume you bluntly told him you didn't want to date him as well). Just because you're "matched" 97%, doesn't mean you're compatible at all. A guy is saying "we were meant to be!' prior to even dating throws up some red flags.
Sexxi 0
or she never dropped a hint and is too nice to point out she hates him.
freudianego 0
I'm sorry, maybe we should stop pretending to ourselves that we're really looking for someone that's logically compatible and suitable for a serious relationship, and just admit that we're indulging in selfish and childish romantic fantasies and a narcissistic need for admiration. Grow up. "Creeper"? What does that even mean? Don't subject love to some bullshit nebulous pseudoscience and just accept that he's compatible.
cefarix 5
YDI for joining a dating site...