Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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The_Pleb 0
If you dont fancy him, which you obviously dont, dont go out with him By going out with him you will only be giving him more hope and more obsession jeez
djtelekinesis 0
You sound like some bitch that was one of those cheerleaders that made the squad because you could do some cool stunt instead of being the attractive/plastic girl the head bitches screened for (helped by consulting the football players they slept with). You thought, because of your status, you were above the "nerds" in high school, yet weren't attractive enough yourself to be able to have your football team go-round. I guess the point I'm trying to make here is, you should date this guy, and if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. There is always a restraining order. But that doesn't discount that you're being shallow.
ErinLJ 0
Haha so why did you reject him all 4 years?
Boredastits 0
Oh my god, Lol. This is totally what's going on with me, only I'm on the fourth year of high school. Damn, I don't want to join E-harmony. :(
thesunshotme 0
It was really *was* made to be..?
magichateball 0
YDI for being snobby...you probably didnt wanna date him because he didnt fit into your preconcieved notion of your dream date
Wind197 0
Machines are always right, he was always right right, he's a machine... RUN!!!!!
aria02 0
you sir are a funny guy
omar_fml 0
haha and your wondering why your single?
phoenix03 0
YDI for using those silly sites. what ever happened to just going on dates and getting to know someone face to face?
magusuri_fml 0
@113; Because we've been trained to think that everyone you could date has a 25% chance of being a stalker, rapist, dirty hippie (as opposed to a clean hippie), or serial killer. We've been educated to think there's danger everywhere. And we've also been told we can do better too many times. We get these high and mighty preconcieved notions of our own desirabilty and infallability, and suddenly no one is good enough for us. We've been taught to think we're some god's gift to the Earth. Finally we've got our hopes up for this ridiculously perfect situation where true love smacks us in the face like a lead bat, where we just 'know'. We never really know anything. You just have to get out there and leap into things, don't look back, and have fun while doing it.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
maybe you should give it a chance? theres absolutely nothing to lose. whats the worst that could go wrong? if you have a bad date, just post about it here hahahahahaha