Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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ProtoBuster_1 5
The OP strongly reminds me of a girl I went to school with. For 3 years, I tried my hardest to show her that I was the man for her, but she constantly ignored me, telling me that I wasn't her type. Recently (11 years later), at my high school reunion, guess who I ran into? That's right... and she walked up to me, telling me that she saw when I walked in the room, complementing me on how good I looked and all, and asking me if I was seeing anybody. I told her she wasn't MY type and walked off.
nptonguy 6
What was she like after 11 years? If she was still hot then you kinda cut off your nose to spite your face there. You should have gone back to her place, had a fun night, then in the morning told her that she's not your type.
DoomedGemini 38
Boohoo a woman didn't want me, she's so horrible..
JazzProphet 0
You should just try. Maybe he's changed. Maybe he got a six pack. You'll never know 'til you try. :D
Ajk13 0
Three percent more and it would have been meant to be.
Thunderbender 2
If you joined a dating website then it doesnt sound like you really have alot of options. You'd honestly rather date some stranger on the internet than some guy you know has been intrested in you for years?
darkmis1 18
What's wrong with meeting people online?I met my boyfriend on facebook, and now we're living together and talking about gettin married. Regaurdless though, the OP should give him a shot. What's the worst that can happen? They'll have a bad date and realise they weren't meant to be?
nzl_fml 0
why don't you just give it a go? you two will probably be perfect for each other lol
DbeX 0
Op, u sound like an asshole, give him a chance
Intoxicunt 6
What if she already knows she is NOT interested. What it if failed to mention something big that is a deal-breaker for her, such as drug use? She has every right not to be interested in someone. No one gives every single human being a free date or two. Jesus. If she doesn't want to date him, she shouldn't date him. If there's just no chemistry there, then that's that. She doesn't owe it to him.
LevyLove 17
awww u should give the poor guy a chance! who knows? :)
AshleyRose784 0
give him a shot, maybe he's been right all along
betterthingstodo 0
what the people above me said