Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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plexico 4
Lyrics Boy, can we have something from "Why Can't I Be You?" Thanks. Go out with the guy! Nothing dashes dreams like reality. You are an idealized perfect woman to him, so go out with him and don't bathe or brush your teeth. Wear smelly clothes. Say insane things on your date (go read Muammar Qaddafi's speech at the UN for some good material. He sounded like the worst hack stand up comic ever. "What's the deal with swine flu? Are we going to have fish flu? Is this thing on?") You realize he wrote his profile to match you, right?
qwertyone 0
I don't know all the details but I assume there is a reason the op rejected him. But at the same time, unless there is a really good reason not to give it a shot then what do you have to loose?
I_am_stupid_also 6
If you are a 97% match, then there is a 97% probability that you will start stalking your stalker. And aren't chimpanazees a 96% match?
GeneralBE 0
maybe you should just give him a chance what is the worst that can happen
Kindaaredneck 0
Get the stick out of your ass and give him a shot.
mina_8 0
Just give him a chance. If he's really that bad, you can break up with him. You'll never know until you try, right?
bre_zip_it_up13 11
kind of like karma you thought he was pathetic in h.s but you is now on an internet website might aswell date him
thatonekid2010 0
i like pie
aria02 0
*gasp* ME 2!!!!
inkyloveblot 2
We have so much in common!
fanstasia 5
Unless you are REALLY put off by him, I say give him a chance. The first time I saw my husband to be I thought Eahh! Pity the woman who marries him. lol!
CFR 0
Yeah I'd give him a chance. I mean he WANTS you, which is more than I can say for anyone in my love life right now...oh wait, I don't have one!