Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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jonny2x4 0
YDI for being that pathetic that you have to go on a dating website. That guy sounds like a creeper.
nptonguy 6
Just out of interest, what's the difference between using a website to find someone, and , I don't know, randomly bumping into someone at a venue usually frequented by people looking to get drunk?
g00nie 0
Just give him a chance! It wouldn't kill you to try. For all you know, you'd be perfect for each other
Stormx 0
Yes! How dare people have standards and look for a real spark in their partner, rather than blindly accepting advice from dating website! MAKES ME SO MAD!!
MajorTom85 0
DATE HIM, BITCH!
DrunkenValor 0
"How did you two meet?" "Oh, he stalked me relentlessly, but then I found out we had a 97% compatability rate on the interwebs!" "That's great! You can't argue with a computer generated (Probably random) number, amirite?" "Nope, but it can get a bit weird when I wake up and catch him smelling my underwear though."
HighSchoolFail 0
Just give him a chance. Tell him nicely not to come on to strong, I don't see what the big deal is here. Usually the guys who act like him are the sweetest ones.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
YDI for spending all day on your dating site profile. FYL for not knowing much about guys. (FML for not knowing much about girls.) Talk to him. Figure out if he's a creepy guy, or just a shy guy. If the latter, you should give him a chance, unless you want to write more FMLs about being cheated on, or dumped. What I mean* is that if he's a shy guy, and has been into you for years, he won't cheat on you or dump you, so you won't provide any drama for us to read here. * sadly, I have to spell it out, because people on the interwebs can't read and think at the same time** ** probably because they're chewing gum as well
gothymama 0
That was seriously one of the best comments ever.
A2G_fml 0
I bet what it is is that she thinks she to pretty for him or somthing or he's nerdy just go out with him see what's up maybe he is the one and you just don't want him to be
bboilupe 0
hahaha hey maybe you should give him a chance
AtoZandBeyond 0
Either date him or find someone who is 98% match