Miscellaneous: Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games....

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Peace and quiet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 18:00

Today, after a long and stressful week, all I wanted was some time to myself with a few beers and a good video game. My girlfriend apparently disliked this, because she started blasting Cardi B, ran the vacuum behind me, and poured my beer down the sink when I used the bathroom. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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Saturday 24 December 2011 5:54

Your wife sounds awesome

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 5:57

"slowly, slowly, he slid in me. Then he passed out. But I kept *******." Yup.

Comments

ZDK5498 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:09

be happy... now if none of your friends are online.. YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR WIFE...

icygiraffe 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:25

First dibs when you guts divorce! She sounds awesome!

MIDMichele 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:49

If you don't plan in keeping her than I'll take her. You just got man handled.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:01

you shouldn't have let her drink any alcohol.

lonewolf5755 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:30

Sounds like she is very tired of being ignored by you for a damn video game. anything in moderation is good but when gaming takes over your life and that's all you think about you have serious issues with your pathetic life. Fix your life and by the way you deserve it. Great job on your wifes part.

Zambaku 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:25

Really? Sounded to me like his wife got piss drunk and started acting like an idiot.

HogwartsDropout7 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:06

What the guests expect: Video games Alcohol(?) Fun What Guests Received: A blood curdling story about how the host's wife took her first boyfriend's virginity. Video games. Did she exceed expectations?