Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Top comments
akiranozaki 0
Well, I think you've learned something new about both of your friends, yes?
Lynnix 0
To everyone who expects a three-some from this coupling. Lesbian's don't like dick. Period. If they liked dick at all they wouldn't be a lesbian. *****'s aren't dicks. Because they're not attached to one. They are also easier to find and bigger and better. Only loose girls have threesomes. Especially random threesomes. If you don't know how to have a threesome then one wouldn't suggest you try it. It takes maneuvering and multiple condoms. They are lesbians. If the OP's ex was BI then she probably wouldn't have left him. At least not so quickly. Leaving him on the spot like that means she's quick on the draw. Who says OP and his ex ever had sex? There is such thing as people NOT having sex.
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Comments (86)
Super_Salo 0
nice one #4
flipflipflipidel 0
Streetlamp le moose
watsmyname12345 0
you should go to the jerry springer show --- JERRY ! JERRY!
leilaostara 1
Matchmaker extrodinaire!
missprincess05 0
We gotta bi in the house!!!!! Tell her to **** off the lezbo shit cuz u wanna get laid. Lol
fyredancer911 3
Oh, you clever matchmaker! How'd you know they'd get along so well? ;) haha, but seriously, ouch.
yourlifesucksHA 14
Ask for a three way!!
MissLynn34 11
Don't worry, not all women like other women naked. I don't.
sam2006 4
Aren't u Ross Geller?
Karan0217 6
What the **** just happened, try to talk things out with her