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By ScarredForLife - 25/12/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:41

It's your own fault grandmas fun bags will be burned into your retinas, op.

Theonlyonelikeme 2

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:55

why would you drink with your grandma? honestly

Klima_fml 29

Wednesday 10 September 2014 7:14

She's already a pro.

DoomSkuller 28

Wednesday 18 November 2015 6:36

Is she a GILF?

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