Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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Top comments
Sketch_Enter 0
id rather be a sweet iddle pumpkinbutt with 5000 dollars than johnathan with $0
jessxoxo28 5
awww, u sweet iddle pumpkinbutt lmao!
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Comments (109)
bsting17 0
Maybe nows the time to switch banks?
Nic_hole 0
you couldn't make eye contact with anyone??....ummm...okay
oohhsumma 0
Thats not a FML at all.
SnickerVonBicker 0
that sucksss but look on the bright side. 1) just ask them to re-write it 2) youre their lil pumpkinbutt!
logieebearr 0
sooo...?you got 5 grand stfu
FalsePretense 0
I'm guessing that this was moderated by the person who wrote it.
Sirin_fml 47
I moderated this one, and I'm pretty sure I don't come from Nord-Pas-de-Calais!
anonymous45610 0
lol #3
SpicyDorito 0
who cares if OP couldn't make eye contact with anyone? if OP said "so i couldn't cash the check and now i have to get a high interest loan to pay for college blah blah blah etc." than that would be fml, but OP doesn't say if he could get the money or not. since they dont say, im gonna assume they could, and their worst problem was that they were embarrassed. bottom line: lame fml.
Envy_fml 0
Or they didn't say it because anyone who's ever had to deal with a bank should know you can't cash a cheque that doesn't have your name on it.
WoWoWoWoWo 0
That's adorable...
Nate_d099 0
Thats not an FML. you got $5000 fricken dollars. Call me pumpkin all ya want if u give me just 100...