Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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Top comments
Sketch_Enter 0
id rather be a sweet iddle pumpkinbutt with 5000 dollars than johnathan with $0
jessxoxo28 5
awww, u sweet iddle pumpkinbutt lmao!
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Comments (109)
HeatSeeker 0
i dont thinl u can cash it in, unless your name is on it.
ruru1991 0
get over it!!!!!
pwincessa23 1
so where u able to cash it or did they they ask for an ID with that name and ur pic on it?!
mmhmm138 0
frrs
christy_xo 0
awh.. i call my fiance punkinbutt. ive never heard anyone else using that before!
gilly011 0
get over it asshole. id let them call me sweet little pumpkin too for 5grand
darkmis1 18
A FML was posted a few days ago that's almost exactly like this one.
onnielief 4
Since when is getting 5000 ever a FML?
Russellnieuw 0
I you don't like it, why is it your username?
kemar7856 0
u did'nt see that before u went to the bank fake! and 5000 is not a fml