Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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Top comments
shaww 28
Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support
That_Ginger 18
Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.
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Comments (75)
Spyingcheeseman 8
For mothers day. give her a folded napkin instead of a card and make it say, I don't give gifts, I'm an asshole.
EvilLittleMan 23
At least they could have been more cordial and used the word sphincter.
kenleybunch 15
"Like a dementor." That would be an awesome super villain. Literally can suck the oxygen out of a room. THE DEMENTOR
minna97 14
That's totally something my mom would do.
TheBrochure 22
THIS is one for the Brochure!
piedpiper303 29
#25 You obviously have never read the Harry Potter series..
VonBlitzkrieg 27
expecto patronum, bitch *I think that's how it's spelled. = **not actually calling you a bitch
worldclassrager 41
Sure hope your father is on your side...
alyant 12
Mothers... That can care for you in the strangest of ways
israelnotjacob 20
Siblings say things like that to each other all the time, but no parent should talk about their child like that. Even if it's true, no mother should say it like that.
it__happens 17
Moms have it pretty tough! Give her a slight break.