Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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shaww 28
Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support
That_Ginger 18
Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.
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Comments (75)
Loser10000 9
Thou deserves it for not knowing what a Dementor is.
lendary 7
Ask a stupid question...
XxechofalloutxX 3
is it wrong to say I like their sister because of the dementor reference?
Yellowjello1800 7
Aunt Petunia and Dudley classic. I guess you're the Harry Potter in the family. Don't feel too bad.
hellmate 12
are you an asshole?
Cemetery87 10
instead of complaining on fml perhaps take the time think about why two people who are so close to you think this about you. Some self reflection is in order.
ExiledRemixx 13
It's not really your fault. You try being nice these days people are just gonna be a dick no matter.
Raz346 12
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