Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that...

By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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shaww 28

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

That_Ginger 18

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

Comments

Loser10000 9

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:21

Thou deserves it for not knowing what a Dementor is.

lendary 7

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:55

Ask a stupid question...

XxechofalloutxX 3

Thursday 13 February 2014 20:15

is it wrong to say I like their sister because of the dementor reference?

Yellowjello1800 7

Saturday 15 February 2014 18:09

Aunt Petunia and Dudley classic. I guess you're the Harry Potter in the family. Don't feel too bad.

hellmate 12

Saturday 15 February 2014 21:27

are you an asshole?

Cemetery87 10

Friday 21 February 2014 10:06

instead of complaining on fml perhaps take the time think about why two people who are so close to you think this about you. Some self reflection is in order.