Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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Comments (182)
nm22395 0
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONTDIE 0
my parrents dont know anything about me, for my birthday they gave me a cd full of techno but they can hear SlipKnoT and Bring Me The Horizon being played at my room. but annyways dont kill yourself you only have one life so try to make the best out of it and there are people who cares about you so dont kill yourself.
aertzc 0
Hey! I live in Missouri too. Wanna be friends?
le_doucher 0
don't be stupid. you're too afraid to do it, or else you would've done it already. don't go looking for sympathy by telling everybody you're "suicidal." emo ****** bitch
WTerry 0
go kill yourself
jamesr25 0
That's funny. I don't remember the OP saying anything about a dog. They have a cat. Not a dog.
ShutUpDude444 0
that's why you don't tell your parents about your suicidal tendencies.
jimbo0211 0
attention seeking???
almost34 4
"Death is the only way out of a cruel life". "Amonymous"
sassyjaja 0
don't give up. it's not the solution. life is beautiful. see a therapist and surround yourself with inspiring people :-)
kelseyjean1717 0
damn sorry dude :(