Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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24788 7
I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.
TheZephyrSon 3
Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.
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Comments (182)
waterboy14 7
at least she knows now .....
cammielovesyou 0
don't commit suiside!
kingeorge101 0
Do it!!!!
swinglifeaway123 8
Hey man, theres always sumthin to live for, even if it doesn't seem so. One day you'll look back in life n b glad you didn't do it
toxicanxiety 0
That sucks when that happens ! But dont do it !!!!
superbubbles 4
Have you ever heard of quantum suicide? Look it up it is quite interesting!
babe7260 30
I really hope you found someone to talk to, even if it wasnt ur Mom ;)
kristophen 3
Dude suicides selfish, every one would feel horrible that your gone. Life gets better. Besides its always darkest before the dawn
doglover100 29
Don't do it!! Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Talk to a counselor, a therapist, someone you trust.
bingalusha 3
Well then you should just commit suicide then. Easy as pie. Just pop a shitload of pills.