Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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Comments (880)
____gerard____ 11
I'm not one to judge your parenting... But seriously woman what the shit have you done to your kids :o
xcxntmxffinzx 6
They learn from somewhere. Find out what somewhere is and get rid of it!!
MidnaLink 35
They watched "Thirteen", that movie with Evan Rachel Wood and Nikki Reed. There's a similar scene anyway.
InOmniaParattus 8
Be a parent and beat their asses for it
edsall77 9
well, there goes the rest of my faith in society..
sufrina 15
They're 13... And 14 now. How nostalgic.
lonelyfuck 7
o_O What is becoming of this world.
tin_cup 27
Kids say the darndess things
glitterbugcactus 3
That's not even funny. Who would brag about raising vulgur children? Apparently they've had a good teacher.
fantasyworld 39
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say they learned this from school. When I was 8 I thought shut up was a bad word.
Olivia93 20
I think you may have to start being carful what your saying round the kids ? most likely got it from school but still that terrible for there ages. They should still be innocent at that age ! FYL