Intimacy: Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends...

By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Bloothebawss 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:36

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:57

Was she hot?

rein 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:02

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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kei1108 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:00

Your "

NA053193 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:01

Why would you even try to have sex with a "hooker". Condoms don't protect from everything...

dopefreshh19 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:36

They're obviously not your friends. Dumbass !

perminator94 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:43

WOw thats jacked up..your friends should of got arrested as soon as they paid for her services! -_-

KylieG818 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:49

you got some good friends there....... not!

Mojo66930 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:05

Well did u at least get ur moneys worth?

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:38

I hate that stuff! Talk about entrapment!

swinglifeaway123 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:39

Op- "note to self; Kick friends in balls."

EnEl_Infierno 15

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:56

#80 I'm really starting to hate your profile pic, you probably wouldn't get thumbed down all of time if you changed it. Just sayin.

wispywee 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 14:53

LOL

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