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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Bloothebawss tells us more.

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Was she hot?

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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Comments (177)

Why would you even try to have sex with a "hooker". Condoms don't protect from everything...

They're obviously not your friends. Dumbass !

WOw thats jacked up..your friends should of got arrested as soon as they paid for her services! -_-

you got some good friends there....... not!

Well did u at least get ur moneys worth?

theonlysweetpea 10

I hate that stuff! Talk about entrapment!

Op- "note to self; Kick friends in balls."

EnEl_Infierno 15

#80 I'm really starting to hate your profile pic, you probably wouldn't get thumbed down all of time if you changed it. Just sayin.