BlootheBawss
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was she hot?
rein 8
Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D
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itzProPain 10
RUN!!! ITS THE POPO!!!
Rabidkid 14
Coochie the clown is alot better :)
creedaddict 9
No means no buddy lol
someguy314159265 15
Well, that is just wrong in every way, down to the fact that prostitution is illegal. (Even though I don't condone taking part in it, so many innocent people get sent to jail because of it.)
Raheemdplayer 7
Wooow, FYL
mpclaw 3
Look on the bright side. What if you got naked with her and it turned out she was a boy?
laideehawk 6
Wow, op! Some friends must die.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Gd. Who needs enemies, eh? Seriously though, if they bailed on you and you went to jail as a result of something they did... there's really no coming back from that; it's like they looked up the definition of friendship then proceeded to do the *exact* opposite, timing and all. Need to confront each one and end your associations with them. Vengeance optional.
techweed 12
• O
AlexRen 21
too hot:Cop Forsure