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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Bloothebawss 9

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Was she hot?

rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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FollowMe 2

Some friends eh...

Leota_fml 5

Ur friends must not really like you then

scottgeo 0

I feel bad for your friends if they didnt get their money back.

neongurl98 10

Some friends.

neongurl98 10

You should really stop calling them "friends".

stacianichole 2

Cliche.

G0t4acked 8

Pick your friends wisely.

bs_101 6

Uhm yea nice friends.. U need 2 find u some real friends.

Salkadi 9

Remember it's the thought that counts

Lily_lops95 0

Huh? A lot of stripers are named Candy

dmeloccaro 5

What is a "striper?"