BlootheBawss
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was she hot?
rein 8
Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D
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innerbeast86 3
they can't toss your ass in jail unless you paid her or try to get the "bang" out of his buck I do not pitty you man pay for sex the way every other guy dose pay for the dinner and the date.
ebroski6 0
Don't drop the soap...
stronghand0331 17
By all means, drop the soap! Live life on the edge and get a little candy in jail
mikachu1984 6
Sooo I noticed you still call them your friends. Nice.
lulzmylife 4
You need some new friends.
stevieb123 7
Did u have sex with her ????????????
abceasyas123abc 12
Best birthday ever?
xPhoBiuHzZz 1
This made me chuckle to myself lightly.
nateiztite 5
this reminds me of this one south park episode where the one cop would always wait till after he did stuff to the people to arrest them for prostitution
AuroraAurion 0
I think it's time to get some new friends.
ScuseMePrincess 2
**** the po-lice... Literally...