Intimacy: Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends...

By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Bloothebawss 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:36

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:57

Was she hot?

rein 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:02

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

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annisalove21 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:09

what a way to celebrate liberty :O

whitey317 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:49

Prostitution is illegal?

ztormbringer 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:44

Well Happy belated Birthday, anyway. But, your life does suck.

PutTheCoffeeOn 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:15

Your friends suck dude!

mwolverine 1

Monday 5 September 2011 17:24

why do people write essays on the comments..?

oklahomaguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:19

The foam is a good thing

oklahomaguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:35

I love it when my penis gets all foamy, penis foam tastes delightful

Sapire12 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:42

funny how when you just got out of jail the first thing u do is put it on FML

lilo8_fml 3

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:43

What kind of friends are they...... Oh and people paying hookers should all be in jail! Get ****** in the ass

123456ab 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:38

Great friends you got there. :

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