BlootheBawss
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
Top comments
cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was she hot?
rein 8
Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (177)
annisalove21 5
what a way to celebrate liberty :O
whitey317 0
Prostitution is illegal?
ztormbringer 3
Well Happy belated Birthday, anyway. But, your life does suck.
PutTheCoffeeOn 0
Your friends suck dude!
mwolverine 1
why do people write essays on the comments..?
oklahomaguy 0
The foam is a good thing
oklahomaguy 0
I love it when my penis gets all foamy, penis foam tastes delightful
Sapire12 5
funny how when you just got out of jail the first thing u do is put it on FML
lilo8_fml 3
What kind of friends are they...... Oh and people paying hookers should all be in jail! Get ****** in the ass
123456ab 1
Great friends you got there. :