By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 312
You deserved it 4 632

Bloothebawss tells us more.

It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.

Top comments

rein 8

Hahah hope you had a good birthday "cell-lebration" :D

Comments

mvinas 0

hope your not friends with them anymore ! that's horrible

LoooL!! Candy was a cop. I guess you should take. I´d say u use a couple of pranks before u get together with ur friends again! I can recommend the pepper spray on toilet paper, get another undercover ´´Candy´´, or just go and get drunk and say u need to call so, leaving them there to pay(u need to buy really really expensive drinks) and enjoy a nice football game or so alone at home whilst knowing they suffer for u being in jail. :) naturally, id totally understand that you wont call them back afterwards :) good luck to you

jaystreet46 4

I call bull$hit!! If he didn't set up the deal and pay for it, he wouldn't have gotten arrested for it. Period.

and you didn't make her leave because you're that stupid? you definitely deserved it.

hewro_failure 11

Unless OP had sex with the hooker then it shouldn't have been illegal nor should he have gone to jail considering he could have said he thought she was a stripper ... But still in the end sucks to be him ... And seriously how did people not know being a prostitute was illegal

I know that prostitution is illegal, but isn't that what **** is? They just get paid really well.

why didnt "candy" arrest them upon hiring? why did she wait?

AntisocialWierdo 8

Your “friends” are douchebags