Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
nrevogcmamme 17
And now we wait for all the puns......
gracehi 33
Do you wipe his ass for him too?
Enslaved 38
Bad boy! Rub your son's face in it.
lux0rd 18
Works for cats and dogs. I say it might be worth a try if the kid hasn't learn by the age of 11 that this is wrong.
Altie 13
If the kid had a proper up-bringing, this would never have happened.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
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andy1500726 19
why not just leave then and there!
lux0rd 18
Yeah good idea. Just make some poor employee whos job sucks enough as it is deal with your irresponsible little shit-for-brains kid's fecal matter coz you're too lazy and disrespectful to make your kid fix it or deal with it yourself. You're gonna make an amazing parent.
Epikouros 32
Why not shit on your meal tray and leave it on the table? Someone will clean it up.
andy1500726 19
so when does a paying customer have to clean sh**? even if the irresponsible child did take a sh**, the employees have to take care of that. if not they just lost a customer, its business. not parenting.
mandacleary 14
obviously you have never had a job that pays minimum wage. $20 an hour wouldn't even be enough for me to clean up shit from some brat that knew right from wrong. who gives a **** if they lose one customer, Mcdonalds makes plenty.
Zimmington 21
Working at McDonald's you WILL have to clean up someone else's shit. Whether a customer (by some ******* twisted miracle) missed the toilet, couldn't make it to the bathroom, did it on purpose, or just isn't all there in the head(mostly the homeless). Most McDONALD'S employees will have to clean shit at one point.
chelseaaababyyy 17
70 - If the 'paying customer' is the one who made the mess with their own feces, then yes the paying customer should have to clean it up. No one wants to clean up some strangers shit, especially not for 7.25 an hour. Idiot.
tj4234 36
This is so common it's not even funny anymore as a joke. Used to happen all the time in the McDonalds I worked at so God knows how often it happens at other stores. You should have made him clean it.
ZomBgal 12
Why didn't you make your son clean it up? I think that would have taught him not to do it again.
Al_Romaih 2
You shouldn't have cleaned it up, they have people who are paid to. And they should expect such thing if they allow children in.
lux0rd 18
I don't beleive " clean up idiot customer's shit" is part of the job description in the contract they sign so no they do not infact "get paid for it".
ashsaunde 13
Umm how about no. They do not pay employees to clean up after customer's bratty kids, they pay them to serve and make food. Idiots like you are what makes working in the service industry so crappy. And they should expect that if they allow children in? How about expecting kids to freakin' behave and respect the employees and other customers. OP, sorry your kid is a brat and thought it was funny. He's old enough to know better and hopefully you gave him the appropriate punishment.
SuperMew 22
I would understand messes from young children. It is understandable that someone might have a problem they cannot help and make a mess. I would not be mad if someone old or fragile mentally had an accident. It happens and I am sure they are embarrassed about it or didn't know better. Heck, I cleaned up five kids today who had terrible accidents in their diapers and then decided to run around and streak it on the floor, walls, and on their clothes. It happens. But a child who knows better, is not mentally impaired, and who could clean up his own mess? That makes you a shitty person to leave and not tell anyone, at the least. Kids need to learn they cannot just do things because they want to. That is what leads to criminal behavior later in life, because mommy and daddy clean up everything for them. Do the hard stuff now and prevent trouble when they are older and end up in prison, asking you to bail them out.
Al_Romaih 2
#44 hay smart, I know they don't pay chefs and cashiers to clean up bathrooms, I'm talking about the people who's job description is to clean up floors and bathrooms, restaurant's bathrooms don't clean themselves up, there are people who are paid to do that, and I didn't say it wasn't a bad behavior, I said it was one of those things that unfortunately, children sometimes do.
Al_Romaih 2
#111 exactly, he should tell them and apologize about his son's behavior, and also give an appropriate punishment to his son, and to be extra civilized clean it up, -but he doesn't really have to-.
perdix 31
I guess your son's the only one who's "lovin' it." Still don't understand how they compelled you to clean it up. How do you shame a McDonald's customer?
Zebediabolical 45
You tell them they'll be barred for life
perdix 31
#89, oh, noes, they'd be stuck with Burger King and Wendy's and Chick-Fil-A and Taco Bell and Carl's Jr and Popeye's and Whataburger and . . . All of which taste better than McDonald's.
JMichael 26
I don't care for McDonald's so I wouldn't have said anything.
little_one1 14
What kind of person just doesn't care for McDonald's?!