Wedding bells

By Anonymous - 05/08/2022 14:00

Today, and up until now, I was dating a sweet farmer's daughter, then I put a ring on it, and now I’m engaged to the bride of Chucky. She's pulled wedding magazines out of places I’ve never seen, and has called every female relative she has, twice. Send help, and beer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 701
You deserved it 735

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Or you could like… talk her about this and tell her that the focus on the wedding to the exclusion of everything else is frustrating you. Instead of telling people with zero investment.

What the hell does "pulled wedding magazines out of places I've never seen" mean? Please give me a specific example to keep me from imagining her pulling damp, rolled-up magazine from her hoo-hah.

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What the hell does "pulled wedding magazines out of places I've never seen" mean? Please give me a specific example to keep me from imagining her pulling damp, rolled-up magazine from her hoo-hah.

In this day and age if they're engaged it's quite likely he's seen her "hoo-hah" before.

Some guys don't really study the "hoo-hah" very carefully.

fucking truth there

Or you could like… talk her about this and tell her that the focus on the wedding to the exclusion of everything else is frustrating you. Instead of telling people with zero investment.

"She's pulled wedding magazines out of places I’ve never seen". Well, you know, there are those curious things called : "newsagents".

Abbusser 12

When she pulls out another magazine, does she yell "Ta-Daa"?

She's excited to marry you and wants y'all's day to be special! She's probably been dreaming of this since she was little. Planning can get very overwhelming, especially if the partner isn't interested in helping plan. Now if she does really turn into Bride of Chucky and starts getting nasty about it? Check her ass on that

"I proposed to my GF and now she's excited and has started planning the wedding, with no help from me." Am I reading this right?

Sooo, your fiance is really excited to marry you & plan a special day and is close to all her female relatives and wants them to be involved. You are complaining about this to strangers. More like F HER Life...