Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
Khepre 22
That is true love right there.
foreverfmls 10
Well... At least they're comfortable with each other!
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Comments (62)
worldclassrager 41
My question is why you sat there...couldn't you leave?
TransitLetum 9
#RelationshitGoals
vikky538 29
Love is blind but it can smell...
mads_nicole 19
Relationship goals
jezka374 15
At least they're comfortable enough to do that...
LegionRapier61 8
Your sister and her boyfriend are nasty... I mean everybody farts, but still...
Goblin182 27
I just wondering why yo u"had" to sit throught it. You couldn't get up and walk away?
Ruffneck101 12
The language of love.
SaniK 17
And you didn't throw her phone out the nearest window?
FalloutScrolls 25
They love with a love that is more than love.