Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
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blaine72 0
this FML sounds phony
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. Get prepaid?
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Comments (95)
x3herox3 0
LmAo
that_is_Nathy 9
I love the irony of this =D Life has this sort of humor that you just have to love...if it pauses making fun of you and goes over to the others... wow. FYL but I bet you had to laugh, writing this.^^
sallen0046 4
Why do you have a phone you can't afford to pay the bill on in the first place? If you can't afford a plan, you get a cheap phone you purchase minute cards for. You don't just sign up for the plan and see what happens, you budget and get what you can afford. The bill doesn't just disappear next month because you're not using the plan you have. What are you going to do then?
EmilyCecile 0
then why not just sell something else?
gamerhead 3
I had to sell my house to pay my mortgage........... :(
Moe954 0
Wooow, You just Rocked my world.
jbing 0
ydi for being fake
ColdGold 6
bummer . . . but you live in the Netherlands . . . that's way cool.
goodfella925 0
wow!!
Schiffy 18
This is a classic case of situational irony right here. Reminds me of an old "yo mama" joke.
torilynn4403 0
agreed, twice.