Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Top comments
yeyeboys 20
I would try to talk to her in the nicest way possible. You don't want to offend her and start a fight between you two considering you live with her.
WCARlover 35
I don't see how people live like that. It just feels so gross not to shower; I hate the way my hair feels especially. Not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't understand how people can stand the feeling of not being clean and willingly do it
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Comments (85)
RickSanchez 4
**** her feelings. Tell her stank ass to take a shower or you or her are going to have to find different living arrangements. You shouldn't have to be forced to live with someone like that.
Ichiya 29
There are 3 types of people: those who can count and those who can't.
blackonblight 33
If there's an anxiety problem, which there might be, suggest washing up at the sink instead of a full shower. It might be a body image issue, I've heard plenty of people have freak outs over showering for that reason. A washcloth applied to the underarms, groin, backs of knees, basically the places sweat stays, will be a start.
rnahliisah 10
Do the ALS ice bucket challenge with her except add soap to the water.
Omniprism 15
Gross.
InTheMagic 3
Actually you shouldn't wash your hair everyday anyway but two weeks is long well done for telling he(r)
Mike_Oxhard 14
Get naked and offer to shower with your roommate.
LAuroraD 17
At least she's using that though! Imagine if not.....
MAXINEEE 4
That person needs to be told the right way, by his/her mom