Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Top comments
yeyeboys 20
I would try to talk to her in the nicest way possible. You don't want to offend her and start a fight between you two considering you live with her.
WCARlover 35
I don't see how people live like that. It just feels so gross not to shower; I hate the way my hair feels especially. Not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't understand how people can stand the feeling of not being clean and willingly do it
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Comments (85)
worldclassrager 41
Well the main key is the soap aspect...otherwise it would work to an extent...
cappellaaa 23
okay so I know you don't wanna piss off your roommate, but she's making you live with her nasty ass. I'd deff shove her in the shower haha that's just nasty
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she should step up to baby wipes
vikky538 29
time for ice bucket challenge...for your roommate...
drc428 5
throw mud on her when she sleeps hopefully this will make her shower
LukeIamYourMom 1
I have just come here to complain about FML's deactivation of comments on Big Bang FML. What the H*ll, FML, not cool.
LostInTheZone11 29
Hello Sheldon.
Jellysweetheart 23
Hey, at least she's doing something...
BCLowerMainland 3
Is it possible your roomie is suffering from depression? Quite often, even the most basic routines go flying out the window. S/he may be stuck. On the other hand, if there is a sinus infection, a dog could take a poop in the bed and s/he won't even notice.
ladoom 23
Take all those things away from her then she has to shower.
anahahahag 3
Threaten to not pay the rent. That should do it.
kingdomgirl94 29
Yeah, the landlord will LOVE that.