By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I would try to talk to her in the nicest way possible. You don't want to offend her and start a fight between you two considering you live with her.

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WCARlover 34

I don't see how people live like that. It just feels so gross not to shower; I hate the way my hair feels especially. Not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't understand how people can stand the feeling of not being clean and willingly do it

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octinate 17

Start saying "what's that smell?" every time she walks by

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Khaleesi_26 30

Wouldn't she smell herself...? I would try and bring it up on a light note so you don't agravate her. Wouldn't want to make it worse

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SMHsohard 22

Actually, you become "nose blind" to your own body odor pretty quickly. If it gets bad enough that you can smell yourself, you'll notice people climbing over each other to get upwind.

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boostedc 24

Oh, Mon, Dieu ... I met someone the same some years ago. At work, so a kiss every morning to say Good Morning ... Latin traditions ...

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ulissey_fml 22

find a tutorial for her on You Tub !

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Emirac 10

As a grown woman, unless she lived in a cave with unsanitary parents...no way. She would have friends, school, internet, and society to teach her to be clean. She's just lazy. And probably has a yeast infection by now. Ugh.

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foxwasalamb 24

there are two kinds of people. the people who group people into two distinct groups and the people who dont

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5secondsofvvifi 21

Leave subtle hints about it, if they don't change their habits, OP.

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ulissey_fml 22

Maybe she has no idea how to deal with personal hygiene because her own parents never show her;

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