Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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yeyeboys 20
I would try to talk to her in the nicest way possible. You don't want to offend her and start a fight between you two considering you live with her.
WCARlover 35
I don't see how people live like that. It just feels so gross not to shower; I hate the way my hair feels especially. Not even trying to be rude, I just genuinely don't understand how people can stand the feeling of not being clean and willingly do it
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eriicaaaf 10
eww
octinate 17
Start saying "what's that smell?" every time she walks by
boostedc 24
Oh, Mon, Dieu ...
Khaleesi_26 30
Wouldn't she smell herself...? I would try and bring it up on a light note so you don't agravate her. Wouldn't want to make it worse
SMHsohard 22
Actually, you become "nose blind" to your own body odor pretty quickly. If it gets bad enough that you can smell yourself, you'll notice people climbing over each other to get upwind.
boostedc 24
Oh, Mon, Dieu ... I met someone the same some years ago. At work, so a kiss every morning to say Good Morning ... Latin traditions ...
ulissey_fml 22
find a tutorial for her on You Tub !
Emirac 10
As a grown woman, unless she lived in a cave with unsanitary parents...no way. She would have friends, school, internet, and society to teach her to be clean. She's just lazy. And probably has a yeast infection by now. Ugh.
foxwasalamb 24
there are two kinds of people. the people who group people into two distinct groups and the people who dont
5secondsofvvifi 21
Leave subtle hints about it, if they don't change their habits, OP.
may14th 26
dry shampoo is a life saver.
ulissey_fml 22
Maybe she has no idea how to deal with personal hygiene because her own parents never show her;