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Neuwied, Germany
Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sady_Ct
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Anonymous
Temecula, United States
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Courtney
Reserved
Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Anonymous
Worcester, United States
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Tori
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
NotInTheRightPlace
Falls Church, United States
Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Top comments
stryder9090 28
Oreos and ****? Doesn't get much better than that
Lustig_Junge 16
Well, Oreos go breast with milk! ;D
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Comments (39)
ahabsfan 17
Now that's what I call double stuff.
Lalala579121 28
I would just take the oreos and leave the room.
ThrottleJockey 36
Double D's stuffed with Double Stuffed?! Sounds like heaven!
beararm 11
W
Darkness_Hate 29
Food and sex nice combo!
Sanguinairius 33
You two need to talk. Discuss each others insecurities and what it is you both need to fulfill a more active and healthy intimate life. Check and see how each other are truly doing, ensure neither of you are ill or dwelling on something that is snuffing out the eagerness and motivation by weighing on the mind. Ask and see if there are preferences you both would like to experiment with or avoid/lessen if needed. Perhaps try Food play. Alternate taking initiative in arousing each other and instigating, and vary your approach. Good luck!
Jdavisuscg 5
I wish I had a partner to do that to me.
SauceySarah 30
Reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode where Patrick had a cookie in his pocket and Gary was all over him and SpongeBob was incredibly jealous.
manofmerr 27
Did you just nake a sexual inference to spongebob? Because my inner kid can't handle that. He's trying to commit suicide with a nerf gun now. Shame on you. The adult in me found this amusing though:)
vikky538 29
Did it work?
BuckNekkid 22
maybe a shower?
Goblin182 27
Milk and cookies.