Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML
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Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML
Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
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MrConcise 35
She can hide with another child, I think it's sweet they wanted to include her. Maybe you were being a little uptight and should have thought of how she could play instead of why she couldn't.
Ajf92002 23
It's saddening that she's blind, and may have been embarrassed but you did your best OP!
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Comments (83)
CaroAurelia 12
I don't think "inappropriate" is the right word. I get that it's important to explain that she might not be able to play the way the others do and that they might have to find a new game or play the game a different way, but I think they just didn't really think about that but their hearts were in the right place. It's good that they wanted to include her.
drrobotnik1 18
YDI for trying to exclude the blind girl. blind people are great at playing hide and seek.
werewolf_babe 16
Hide and clap!
rockwrench 18
Perfect solution to adapt.
Omniprism 15
Maybe they didn't understand what blind meant.
prostar9993 15
As a blind man myself, I think Marco Polo is more our style.
milmac 9
Many years ago, I used to babysit a couple of blind kids, maybe 5-6 years old. Hide-and-seek was one of their favorite games to play. You CANNOT hide from a blind person in his own house! I never figured out -- and they would never say -- if they could hear me, or smell me, or just how they knew where I was, but they'd always find me. Two steps into whatever room I had hidden in, and they would announce gleefully "I found you behind the door!" or "I found you under the bed" or whatever. Every. Single. Time.
inolongercare 19
At least they wanted to play. Maybe a different game?
inolongercare 19
She is probably great at Marco Polo
KobeLebroJordan 17
They weren't trying to be they're just kids
ham_spam 17
Inappropriate wow u must be a real bitch