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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 02:01 - United States - Escanaba

Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Jill - 23/01/2023 13:30

Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML

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Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:46

a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:45

you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...

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exquisite 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:58

Your poor son.. how selfish to pick pixels over your own flesh and blood. What is worse is you admit it's a problem, but do nothing to fix it.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:43

Who said OP isn't doing anything about it? Just because she didn't RIGHT THEN doesn't mean she wont later. If OP had made a fuss, she could have been late to the ceremony. What's worse? One parent missing it, or two?

Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:59

I guess this means no one else has ever heard cats in the cradle..... sad

Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:41

and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon.... I think those were the next lyrics. LOL, i cant believe i know that song, its way before my time.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:48

When you coming home, son i dont know when

Socomsnake 11

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:00

Your family should NEVER take a back seat to a stupid online game. Shame on you.

Cryzilla 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:01

they gave groups to join so he can quit his addiction... does he pee in bottles at the computer because going to the bathroom takes to much time?

camsham86 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:01

More like, F Y Son's Life. He has to grow up with an oaf for a father who is a terrible person.

pandacath 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:02

That is extremely sad and your husband is a total jerk. Pull his WoW subscription for me, k ;D

voveraite 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:02

there are cases where trolling really isn't appropriate, this is one of them.

MikeStern 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:02

If he's horde, roll an alliance and pwn him. No, but seriously, WoW it's fun but some things are just more important, Ice Crown Citadel will still be there tomorrow.

sevlen 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:03

wow blow up that disk fyl gal

Warlord708 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:38

Blowing it up won't do crap.... you don't run it off a disk, you install it.... but should you happen to take the computer and hit him with it, well then the problems solved isn't it?